1. poetic-irony:
“my naem is skwid
i am not fish.
i mite be sick
so im in dish.
the doctor touch
it give me shock.
i do not trust
so now im rock
”

    poetic-irony:

    my naem is skwid

    i am not fish.

    i mite be sick

    so im in dish.

    the doctor touch

    it give me shock.

    i do not trust

    so now im rock

    Reblogged from: twingebelieve
  2. markruffalo:
“me voting in 2016 vs me voting in 2018
”

    markruffalo:

    me voting in 2016 vs me voting in 2018

    Reblogged from: markruffalo
  3. nomehablen2:
“this is so fucking funny
”

    nomehablen2:

    this is so fucking funny

    Reblogged from: scratchybeardsweetmouth
  4. somecutething:

    Reblogged from: twingebelieve
  5. dopediamond:
“Dope
”
    Reblogged from: beautiful-contrast
  6. Reblogged from: kingdollophead
  7. screamingfrenchfries:

    officialfennec:

    the beast: i’m gonna be cursed forever….. for who could ever learn to love a beast? :(

    belle, local furry:

    image

    this post is my life wow

    Reblogged from: kateordie
  8. carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

    Me: I wonder if there actually are long-term mental health and societal harm being done with how ubiquitous the internet and digital communication has become

    Some Artist: Here’s a picture of phones sucking out people’s souls

    Me: y'know what if there are we’ll just all have to die cause I am not throwing in with you

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  9. My favorite thing about The Alienist is how on every other page they’re getting a cab to go a distance that’s a fifteen-minute walk at most

    When John gets a cab from his grandmother’s house to headquarters it’s literally my 9 am class to my freshman dorm, I GUARANTEE YOU CAN WALK THAT, DUDE, it takes TEN minutes

    • what she says: I'm fine
    • what she means: THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY? OH, I'M SORRY, CAUSE THE LAST TIME I CHECKED, GRIFFIN DUNNE LIVES IN RHINEBECK AND COULD BE IN MANHATTAN IN AN HOUR AND 15 MINUTES AND EVERY FUCKING CASTING DIRECTOR IN TOWN KNOWS IT. SO HOW DARE YOU PRETEND NOT TO? HOW DARE YOU FUCKING PRETEND NOT TO KNOW WHERE GODDAMN GRIFFIN DUNNE LIVES?
    Reblogged from: youngsamberg
  10. notcacklingcordelia:

    essiecattie:

    all m&m commercials are actually random scenes from an underground fetish film we’re not strong enough handle

    Not all thoughts need to be shared

    Reblogged from: twingebelieve
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